3-D Homer™ asked:


One morning,a boy woke up to give his dad breakfast in bed.His dad asked for 2 pancakes and one egg.So the boy got in the kitchen and made some pancakes and one egg.After he gave it to his dad,his dad said”mine as well get orange juice since it’s breakfast” and the boy went in the kitchen.he couldn’t find orange juice anywhere!then he got an idea..he got the glass and peed in it.He put some sugar in it so his dad won’t taste the ***.He brought it to his dad and his dad chugged it and finished in one gulp.”WOW that was good son,go get me another glass!”

So he went in a kitchen and peed again in the glass and put sugar in it.once again his dad finished it in one gulp.the father said”Son one more glass please!”and the son said”Sorry dad i can’t,all the *** is out of my system now.

Misunderstood emo kid asked:


And don’t tell me it’s a gift you either have or you don’t. Give me a REAL answer!